The Weekend: freezing my tush off

brrr brrr where is this weather coming from

its cold, muy frio, shivering, gnashing of teeth

and I'm sitting under the sheets, covers pulled up to my ears

I'm practically freezing turning icicle blue and fingers numb

my dogs nose is extra wet I’m sure I saw his shivering too

don’t even dare step outside without the proper winter gear

on second thought I double dog dare you to step outside

wearing nothing but a t-shirt, shorts and flip flops

bet you a dolla you wouldn't last a minute

I haven’t felt weather like this since last November

I guess I can’t complain give me the cold over the heat any day

No not the below negative zero type of cold

Sir, I suggest you can keep that weather over there

while drinking my third mug of hot chocolate

I heard on the news that a good ole' norwester is rolling through this weekend

I guess that is Mother Natures way of giving us advance notice

Christmas is on the way in a haste and there is no delay.

The Weekend